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news El Financiero 2026-08-13

Ecuadorian police seize hundreds of kilograms of cocaine branded with Erling Haaland's image

Ecuadorian authorities intercepted a shipment of 369 kilograms of cocaine labeled with photos of footballers Erling Haaland and Lionel Messi near the Colombian border.

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