A firmware flaw in Coinkite's Coldcard hardware wallets allowed hackers to drain roughly $130 million in Bitcoin, sending terrified digital asset holders scrambling for spot ETFs. Up here in the hills of Baja, our only 'cold storage' is a styrofoam cooler packed with Pacifico beer and crushed ice. If a hacker wants to rug-pull our last cold one, they'll have to fight stray beach dogs for it.