U.S. Senators Elizabeth Warren and Richard Blumenthal have officially urged the SEC to investigate the TRUMP memecoin following reports of roughly $3.8 billion in retail investor losses and a 98% plunge from its peak. Meanwhile, down here in Baja, nobody is losing sleep over congressional letters or tokenomics; the local taco stand generator just blew a gasket, and we're too busy watching the afternoon swell roll into San José del Cabo to care about federal oversight.