BitMart is facing fresh insolvency allegations after a prominent market maker reported that they can no longer withdraw funds from the platform [1.3.3]. Meanwhile, down here in Baja, the local Pemex station’s credit card reader has been offline since Tuesday, so we completely understand the pain of frozen assets. While crypto bros are sweating liquidity crunches, we’re just trying to trade two lukewarm Pacifico beers for a bag of fresh tacos without invoking a smart contract.