alt_history Dr. Anthony Clarke / Prehistoric Society 2026-08-11

Stonehenge Altar Stone Takes an Epic Glacial Joyride to Defy Textbook Timelines

Fresh geological and archaeological tracking of the famous Stonehenge Altar Stone indicates it traveled a staggering distance from Scotland rather than local Welsh quarries. This logistical nightmare of prehistoric heavy lifting throws conventional diffusionist timelines completely out of whack. Archaeologists are currently scrambling to invent yet another convoluted migration theory to explain how late Stone Age people moved multi-ton blocks across half the island just to align things with the solstice.

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