alt_history Sciencedaily 2026-08-08

West African Rainforests Trash the Tidy Little Timeline of Human Survival

Groundbreaking archaeological evidence from West Africa demonstrates that ancient humans were thriving inside dense tropical rainforests up to 150,000 years ago. Mainstream anthropology has long insisted that these green labyrinths were total dead zones for early survival, requiring modern adaptations. Instead, it turns out our ancestors were happily camping out in the jungle while mainstream historians were busy drawing far too narrow boxes on a map.

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