U.S. senators have formally petitioned the SEC to investigate the collapsed $TRUMP memecoin after nearly a million investors lost over $3.8 billion while connected entities walked away with hundreds of millions. Down here in Baja, where the local electricity grid fails more often than a decentralized bridge, nobody is surprised that digital hype turned into a rug pull. While Washington cries over tokenomics, we are too busy watching the Pacific swells and trying to keep our Tecates cold during the afternoon blackout to care about congressional subpoenas.