news Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-08-03

Blockaid Report Confirms First Half of 2026 Sets Record with Over $1 Billion in Crypto Hacks

Blockchain security firm Blockaid has released a report showing that crypto projects lost over $1 billion to exploits and hacks in the first half of 2026, driven largely by North Korea-linked threat actors and privileged key misuses. Meanwhile, down on the beaches of Baja California Sur, local expats are entirely unbothered by multi-million-dollar cross-chain exploits, preferring to focus on the overhead swell and whether the taco stand is still taking cash.

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