While the gringos up north panic about their digital imaginary money, the crypto market just shed over $210 million in July from 30 separate hacks, a staggering 177% increase from June. Projects like COLDCARD, AFX Trade, and even BONK took massive hits. It seems digital asset security is about as reliable as our internet during a hurricane. Good thing the fish are biting; those poor folks in cyberspace are getting fleeced more often than a tourist at a beachfront souvenir stand.