Washington politicians are once again tripping over their own shoelaces trying to pass the "CLARITY Act," a bill so complex it needs its own clarity. Lawmakers are squabbling over ethics and who gets to regulate the digital wild west, while down here, the biggest debate is whether the water's warm enough for a dawn patrol. Apparently, some big shot at the New York AG's office thinks consumers need protecting from crypto scams, which is quaint. Meanwhile, the surf's still pumping, and nobody's lost sleep over "jurisdictional lines" between the SEC and CFTC.