Crypto projects reportedly lost over a billion dollars to hacks in the first half of 2026, setting a new, rather depressing, record with 212 exploits. Apparently, the digital wild west is still wild, and a good chunk of that was pilfered by North Korean groups, which is just delightful. Meanwhile, here in Baja, the biggest worry is if the waves will be clean enough for a morning session, not who's stealing imaginary money from which blockchain bridge.