The recent archaeological news aggregator, *Explorator*, has once again dragged the curious case of the Saqqara Bird into the light. This wooden artifact, often dismissed by the establishment as a mere ceremonial pigeon, continues to inspire hushed whispers and fervent arguments that ancient Egyptians possessed a rudimentary understanding of aerodynamics, a concept entirely out of sync with the officially approved historical narrative of human flight. One must wonder if the pharaohs simply misplaced their blueprints for supersonic travel.