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news El Financiero 2026-07-27

'Chicharito' Hernandez Signs with Atlético Dallas, a New USL Challenger to MLS

Mexican football star Javier 'Chicharito' Hernandez has signed a two-year deal with Atlético Dallas, a USL Championship club aiming to grow and compete with MLS. This marks Hernandez's return to American soccer after previously playing for LA Galaxy.

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