news Cloud Crypto Desk 2026-07-23

DeFi Bridges Crumble for Millions; Locals Still Wonder if Pemex Will Deliver Gas Today

Over $35 million vanished into the digital ether as two 'cross-chain bridges,' AFX Trade and Verus, suffered significant exploits within hours of each other. The attacks on July 22-23, 2026, saw hackers gaining access to private keys and exploiting vulnerabilities to drain funds, with some reportedly laundered through Tornado Cash. It's a stark reminder of the persistent security challenges in decentralized finance.

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