Apparently, the official story of humans moseying into the Americas a mere 13,000 years ago was, much like my morning coffee, a bit weak. Recent finds in Oregon, dated to an inconveniently older age, suggest our ancestors were traipsing across the continent eons earlier, utterly dismantling the cherished 'Clovis First' model. It seems some historians are now faced with the harrowing task of re-inking their maps, which is always a joy to watch.