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news El Sudcaliforniano 2026-07-16

Pentagon Tests Soldiers' Testosterone Levels for 'Masculine Standard'

The Pentagon is implementing testosterone testing for soldiers to uphold a 'highest masculine standard' within the Army. This measure aims to address new physical requirements and prevent soldiers from being 'fat' or 'bearded.'

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